Life is confusing

please reblog if you hear music inside your head all the time

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 11:25:04 -0400

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Wed, 20 Jun 2018 18:27:41 -0400

captofthesswolfstar: queer-here-pioneer: captofthesswolfstar: remus-christmasjumpers-lupin: accio...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 17:48:10 -0400

queer-here-pioneer:

captofthesswolfstar:

remus-christmasjumpers-lupin:

accio-shitpost:

what if the harry potter books just continued

harry potter and the soul-crushing job hunt

harry potter and the mortgage payments

harry potter and the unpleasant prostate exam

There doesn’t even have to be a significant plot line I think we’d all read about the boring day to day life of harry

I would sooooooo rather read any of these than The Cursed Child

We should make a fan event: Find about 20 fanfic authors, then assign each one five year after Harry’s time at Hogwarts. Then the one with “years 1997-2002″ writes their fic, spanning over all five years, one of them, a month or even just an hour (aka any part of the timespan, long or short); long or short, whichever pairing and whatever else. The rules are:

no crossovers

no major character deaths

no toying with what’s previously written

you must be compliant with all previous fic(let)s

no extending out of your time period.

Then they publish the fic and send it to the next author (”1999″) who reads it,writes their year, and sends both (named according to their year/put in the same document) to the next author. When it comes to the last author, they have to write Harry’s death and the ending.

It will take some time (I suggest that each author gets two weeks, that way it’ll “only” take a year), but it’ll be worth it I think. And, since canon divergence is allowed, the first author will have lots of freedom, the second a little less, and the last 5 or so will have to do some mental gymnastics to get everything as they want, and that will be Very Rewarding And hilarious I think.

….i am ridiculously down for this

this seriously needs to happen.

secretlyshippingwolfstar:-Sirius Black

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 17:31:50 -0400

secretlyshippingwolfstar:

-Sirius Black

linnydefensesquad:Linny + Date a Girl Who Suggestions

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 20:35:40 -0400

linnydefensesquad:

Linny + Date a Girl Who Suggestions

hogwartsian-quotes: canyoudancelikeahufflepuff: If ghosts can’t pick things up (e.g. quills), then...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 20:19:34 -0400

hogwartsian-quotes:

canyoudancelikeahufflepuff:

If ghosts can’t pick things up (e.g. quills), then how the fraggle fuck does Professor Binn’s mark essays?

He recruits Filch which is why he’s so grumpy all the time, he has to sit there flipping pages and grading whatever Binns needs him to

this actually makes sense

hogwartsian-quotes: bluemoony7: ramblingsofaneternalinsomniac: thefaultinourwolfstar: egdramaque...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 20:19:08 -0400

hogwartsian-quotes:

bluemoony7:

ramblingsofaneternalinsomniac:

thefaultinourwolfstar:

egdramaqueen:

kn-rainbowblood:

lupinatic:

mostlyginger:

mostlyginger:

can we just talk about the time that Lupin was recovering from a full moon and Snape taught the DADA class and made all the students write essays on how to kill werewolves for Lupin to read when he got back I hate Snape so much it’s not funny

Lupin gets back and he feels like crap and suddenly his best friend’s son is writing an essay about how to kill him like that is so fucked up

Bear in mind that an ex-Death Eater does this to someone who was in the Order, risked his life fighting against said Death Eaters and lost his best friends to the Death Eater’s genocidal leader, for the sole purpose of screwing him over, and as far as we know he experiences no consequences whatsoever for doing so.

And if that wasn’t enough, he made them write those essays hoping some of them would realize Lupin’s a werewolf. And one did, but Hermione is a fucking DECENT HUMAN BEING and said nothing. Apparently the ‘insufferable know-it-all' can keep her mouth closed, when it’s for something important. Just like Snape didn’t do at the end of the book.

I’m getting mad, so here’s something I’ve realized while reading The Order of the Phoenix again. (Please keep in mind that my books are in Italian and some concepts might be hard to explain, I apologize for my English mistakes)

In chapter 14, when The Trio talked with Sirius, he said that two years before Dolores Umbridge had written a law against werewolves that made it almost impossible for Lupin to find a job.

Now ask yourself this question. Why two years?

What had happened two years before? During Harry’s third year? Oh, right. The Magical World had discovered that one of Hogwarts’ teachers (someone who was in constant conctat with their children) was a werewolf. Does that ring any bell?

But that’s not all! If we take a look at chapter 15, in the Daily Prophet article we can see a familiar name: Remus Lupin. In a newspaper. Where everyone can read it. “The werewolf Remus Lupin”. No wonder he couldn’t find a job!
And it’s not the first time the Daily Prophet has written about him, as it’s stated in the article itself. There must have been a huge scandal when it had all come out.

So basically, when Snape decided he couldn’t bear not having what he wanted (for example, SIRIUS BLACK GETTING KISSED BY A DEMENTOR) and spilled the secret, he didn’t only tell the whole school. He didn’t only tell the kids’ parents. The told the whole Magical World.

He told the whole Magical World that a man who had kept his condition secret all his life was a werewolf.

And the Magical World responded with a law against werewolves.

So, basically, Snape didn’t only ruin Remus Lupin’s life. He ruined the life of every single werewolf in the UK.

But, you know. Bravest man I ever knew.

FUCKING HIT THAT REBLOG SO FAST THANK YOU

I’m not even joking when I’m saying I’m crying rn my sweet precious baby this isn’t fair

Fuck yes. Fuck you Snivellus.

I know this is a quotes blog, but I had to reblog this. Fuck Snivellus, Fuck Umbridge, Remus did not deserve this and he didn’t deserve to die!

Hello, hello I hate snape

captofthesswolfstar: whatwashernameagain: broadwaytheanimatedse...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 19:50:43 -0400

captofthesswolfstar:

whatwashernameagain:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

itsthemoooooooooon:

preston-the-theatre-child:

itsthemoooooooooon:

teratocybernetics:

fuffuster:

trustmymoustache:

I’M SO GLAD THIS GOT A TON OF NOTES

THEY LOOK SO HAPPY TO BE HELPING

I remember going to a family friends house when i was younger and they had two pet rats which were SO. CUTE.

My Aunt had a pet rat and all it did the entire time I held it was give me little kisses it was so adorable and sweet

Bsjqlsjskjauaiajsuwushjsjssjsjhdhshsj

@whatwashernameagain SOME PET RAT POSITIVITY

YES FRIENDO THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH OF THAT!!! 💛💛💛💛

….none of them say they wont join voldemort and kill your parents though….o_o

@starrya47

genderoftoday: tarot-sybarite: Depression: Suicide Hotline:...

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 12:14:06 -0400

genderoftoday:

tarot-sybarite:

Depression:

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-SUICIDE (2433) – Can use in US, U.K., Canada and Singapore

Suicide Crisis Line: 1-800-999-9999

National Suicide Prevention Helpline: 1-800-273-TALK (8245)

National Adolescent Suicide Helpline: 1-800-621-4000

Depression & Bipolar Alliances: 1-800-826-3632

Postpartum Depression: 1-800-PPD-MOMS

NDMDA Depression Hotline – Support Group: 1-800-826-3632

Veterans: 1-877-VET2VET

Crisis Help Line – For Any Kind of Crisis: 1-800-233-4357

Suicide & Depression Crisis Line – Covenant House: 1-800-999-9999

Survivors of Bereavement by Suicide: (UK only) 0844-561-6855

Beyondblue info line: (Australia only) 1300-22-4636

24/7 Crisis Line:(Canada only) 905-522-1477

Lifeline Australia: 13-11-14

Domestic Abuse:

National Child Abuse Helpline: 1-800-422-4453

National Domestic Violence Crisis Line: 1-800-799-SAFE (7233)

National Domestic Violence Hotline (TDD): 1-800-787-32324

National Sexual Assaut Hotline: 1-800-656-HOPE (4673)

Center for the Prevention of School Violence: 1-800-299-6504

Child Abuse Helpline: 1-800-4-A-CHILD (1-800-422-4453)

Domestic Violence Helpline: 1-800-548-2722

Healing Woman Foundation (Abuse): 1-800-477-4111

Child Abuse Hotline Support & Information: 1-800-792-5200

Women’s Aid National Domestic Violence Helpline: (UK Only) 0345 023 468

Sexual Abuse Centre: (UK Only) 0117 935 1707

Sexual Assault Support (24/7, English & Spanish): 1-800-223-5001

Domestic & Teen Dating Violence (English & Spanish: 1-800-992-2600

Relationships Australia: 1300-364-277

Alcohol & Drug Abuse:

National Association for Children of Alcoholics: 1-888-55-4COAS (1-888-554-2627)

National Drug Abuse: 1-800-662-HELP (4357)

Al-Anon/Alateen Hope & Help for young people who are the relatives & friends of a problem drinker): 1-800-344-2666

Alcohol/Drug Abuse Hotline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357)

Be Sober Hotline: 1-800-BE-SOBER (1-800-237-6237)

Cocaine Help Line: 1-800-COCAINE (1-800-262-2463)

24 Hour Cocaine Support Line: 1-800-992-9239

Ecstasy Addiction: 1-800-468-6933

Marijuana Anonymous: 1-800-766-6779

Youth & Teen Hotlines:

National Youth Crisis Support: 1-800-448-4663

Youth America Hotline: 1-877-YOUTHLINE (1-877-968-8454)

Covenant House Nine-Line (Teens): 1-800-999-9999

Boys Town National: 1-800-448-3000

Teen Helpline: 1-800-400-0900

TeenLine: 1-800-522-8336

Youth Crisis Support: 1-800-448-4663 or 1-800-422-0009

Runaway Support (All Calls are Confidential): 800-231-694

National Runaway Hotline: (US only) 1800-231-6946

Child Helpline: (UK Only) 0800-111

Kids Helpline: (Australia) 1800-55-1800

Youth to Youth: (UK only) 020-8896-3675

Kids Help Phone Canada: ~~1800-688-6868~~ CORRECTION - 1 (800) 668 - 6868

National Youth Crisis Hotline:(US only) 800-442-442-4673

Pregnancy Hotlines:

AAA Crisis Pregnancy Center: 1-800-560-0717

Pregnancy Support: 1-800-4-OPTIONS (1-800-467-8466)

Pregnancy National Helpline: 1-800-356-5761

Young Pregnant Support: 1-800 550-4900

Gay and Lesbian Hotlines:

The Trevor Helpline (For homosexuality questions or problems): 1-800-850-8078

Gay & Lesbian National Support: 1-888-THE-GLNH (1-888-843-4564)

Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, and Transgender (GLBT) Youth Support Line: 1-800-850-8078

Lesbian & Gay Switchboard: (UK Only) 0121 622 6589

Lothian Gay & Lesbian Switchboard – Scotland: (Scotland Only) 0131 556 4049

Other Hotlines:

Self-Injury Support: 1-800-DONT CUT (1-800-366-8288) (www.selfinjury.com)

Eating Disorders Awareness and Prevention: 1-800-931-2237 (Hours: 8am-noon daily, PST)

Eating Disorders Center: 1-888-236-1188

Help Finding a Therapist: 1-800-THERAPIST (1-800-843-7274)

Mental Health America: For a referral to specific mental health service or support program in your community. Phone: 800-969-NMHA (6642

National Alliance on Mental Illness: Provides support, information, and referrals. Phone: 800-950-NAMI (6264)

Panic Disorder Information and Support: 1-800-64-PANIC (1-800-647-2642)

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder: 1-802-296-6300 (not toll-free)

TalkZone (Peer Counselors): 1-800-475-TALK (1-800-475-2855)

Victims of Crime: Multi-language service available. 1-800-FYI-CALL (394-2255)

Parental Stress Hotline: 1-800-632-8188

Parent Help Line (Australia only): 1300-364-100

National AIDS Helpline: (UK Only) 0800 567 123

Mensline Australia: 1300-789-978

Want a country by country list? Here are some more resources: helplines

The following sites also provides a country by country list of helplines available:

befrienders

international suicide hotlines

Also for my followers: Trans Lifeline - 877-565-8860

Alternative Gender Neutral Titles (Credit to @genderqueeries )

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 10:27:06 -0400

genderfluidsupport:

Mum/Dad

Parent; neutral, formal.

Per; neutral, short for parent.

Par; neutral, short for parent.

Dommy; queer, mixture of mommy and daddy (note: sounds like Dom/me, a BDSM term)

Maddy; queer, mixture of mummy/mommy and daddy.

Muddy; queer, mixture of mummy and daddy.

Moddy; queer, mixture of mommy and daddy.

Zaza; queer, based on mama and papa/dada.

Zither; queer, based on mother and father. (Note, zither is also the name of a musical instrument.)

Baba; neutral, based on mama and dada. (Note, baba means dad in some languages and grandmother in others.)

Nini; queer, based on the N in NB, similar to mama and papa/dada.

Bibi; queer, based on the B in NB, similar to mama and papa/dada.

Cennend; neutral, Old English (Anglo-Saxon) meaning parent.

Cenn; neutral, short for cennend.

Sister/Brother

Sibling; neutral, formal.

Sib; neutral, short for sibling as sis and bro are short for sister and brother.

Sibster; queer, combination of sibling and sister.

Sibter; queer, combination of sibling and brother.

Aunt/Uncle

Pibling; neutral, your parent’s sibling.

Auncle; queer, combination of aunt and uncle.

Cousin; neutral, as sometimes people say aunt/uncle for parents’ cousins, or much older cousins.

Titi; neutral, from the Spanish for Aunt (Tia) and Uncle (Tio). (however, it is often a diminutive of aunt.)

Zizi; neutral, from the Italian for Aunt (Zia) and Uncle (Zio). (Note: zizi is also a French children’s ‘cute’ word for penis.)

Nini; queer, based on the N in NB, similar to Titi/Zizi.

Bibi; queer, based on the B in NB, similar to Titi/Zizi.

Untie/Unty; queer, combination of uncle and auntie/aunty

Niece/Nephew

Nibling; neutral, combination of niece/nephew and sibling.

Chibling; neutral, the children of you sibling.

Cousin; neutral, as sometimes people say niece/nephew for cousins’ children, or much younger cousins.

Sibkid; neutral, short for sibling’s kid.

Nephiece; queer, mixture of nephew and niece.

Niecew; queer, mixture of niece and nephew.

Nieph; queer, mixture of niece and nephew.

Daughter/Son

Child; neutral, formal.

Offspring; neutral, formal.

Sprog; neutral, informal.

Oldest; neutral, refers to age instead of sex/gender.

Youngest; neutral, refers to age instead of sex/gender.

Kid; neutral, informal.

Grandma/Grandpa

Grandparent; neutral, formal.

Grandwa; queer, based on grandma and grandpa.

Grandy; neutral, short for Grandparent, Grandma or Grandpa.

Nini; queer, based on the N in NB, similar to nana and papa.

Bibi; queer, based on the B in NB, similar to nana and papa.

Granddaugter/Grandson

Grandchild; neutral, formal.

Grandkid; neutral, informal.

Godmother/Godfather

Godparent; neutral, formal.
Goddaughter/Godson

Godchild; neutral, formal.

Godkid; neutral, informal.

Relationship Titles

Girlfriend/Boyfriend (non-serious relationship)

Date; neutral, the person you are dating.

Datefriend; neutral, the person you are dating, but fitting the boyfriend/girlfriend pattern.

Datemate; neutral, a rhyming version of datefriend, the person you are dating.

Lover; neutral, often implies sexual relationship, but simply refers to someone you love/who loves you.

Boifriend; queer, boi is a particular gender identity.

Girlboyfriend; queer, for bigender or androgynous people, or perhaps binary trans people.

Boygirlfriend; queer, for bigender or androgynous people, or perhaps binary trans people.

Paramour; neutral, someone you are having a sexual relationship with.

Bothfriend; queer, for bigender or androgynous people, or perhaps binary trans people.

Genderfriend; queer, based on boyfriend and girlfriend.

Sweetie; neutral, slightly cheesy.

Sweetheart; neutral, cheesy or old-fashioned.

[name]friend; queer, based on girlfriend and boyfriend.

Cuddle Buddy; neutral, cheesy.

Birlfriend; queer, mix of boyfriend and girlfriend.

Feyfriend; neutral, leaning towards queer.

Personfriend; neutral, leaning towards queer, based on boyfriend and girlfriend.

Enbyfriend; queer, based on boyfriend and girfriend. (note: enby comes from NB, non-binary)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend (long-term/serious relationship)

Partner; neutral.

Significant Other; neutral, quite formal.

S.O.; neutral, short for significant other.

Other Half; neutral, informal, and implies monogamy.

Boifriend; queer, boi is a particular gender identity.

Girlboyfriend; queer, for bigender or androgynous people, or perhaps binary trans people.

Boygirlfriend; queer, for bigender or androgynous people, or perhaps binary trans people.

Paramour; neutral, someone you are having a sexual relationship with.

Bothfriend; queer, for bigender or androgynous people, or perhaps binary trans people.

Genderfriend; queer, based on boyfriend and girlfriend.

Sweetie; neutral, slightly cheesy.

Sweetheart; neutral, cheesy or old-fashioned.

[name]friend; queer, based on girlfriend and boyfriend.

Cuddle Buddy; neutral, cheesy.

Steady; neutral, as in “going steady” or “steady girlfriend/boyfriend”.

Soul Mate; neutral, slightly cheesy, implies belief in soul mates.

Birlfriend; queer, mix of boyfriend and girlfriend.

Feyfriend; neutral, leaning towards queer.

Personfriend; neutral, leaning towards queer, based on boyfriend and girlfriend.

Loveperson; neutral, a person that you love.

Enbyfriend; queer, based on boyfriend and girfriend (note: enby comes from NB, non-binary).

Epox; neutral, from the French ‘époux’ which means husband/spouse.

Companion; neutral, reference to Doctor Who’s companions, or Firefly’s Companions.

Imzadi; neutral, from Star Trek, a Betazed word similar to beloved.

Fiancée/Fiancé

Betrothed; neutral, formal.

Partner; neutral.

Significant Other; neutral, quite formal.

S.O.; neutral, short for significant other, a tad formal.

Other Half; neutral, informal, implies monogamy.

Sweetie; neutral, slightly cheesy.

Sweetheart; neutral, cheesy or old-fashioned.

Cuddle Buddy; neutral, cheesy.

Steady; neutral, as in “going steady” or “steady girlfriend/boyfriend”.

Soul Mate; neutral, slightly cheesy, implies belief in soul mates.

Loveperson; neutral, a person that you love.

Epox; neutral, from the French ‘époux’ which means husband/spouse.

Companion; neutral, reference to Doctor Who’s companions, or Firefly’s Companions.

Imzadi; neutral, from Star Trek, a Betazed word similar to beloved.

Wife/Husband

Spouse; neutral, formal.

Partner; neutral.

Significant Other; neutral, quite formal.

S.O.; neutral, short for significant other, a tad formal.

Other Half; neutral, informal.

Sweetie; neutral, slightly cheesy.

Sweetheart; neutral, cheesy or old-fashioned.

Cuddle Buddy; neutral, cheesy.

Steady; neutral, as in “going steady” or “steady girlfriend/boyfriend”.

Soul Mate; neutral, slightly cheesy, implies belief in soul mates.

Loveperson; neutral, a person that you love.

Epox; neutral, from the French ‘époux’ which means husband/spouse.

Companion; neutral, reference to Doctor Who’s companions, or Firefly’s Companions.

Imzadi; neutral, from Star Trek, a Betazed word similar to beloved.

Official Titles

Ms./Mr.

Mx.; queer, from mix or X as opposed to M or F.

M.; neutral, short for any and all titles. (note: M. is also short for Monsieur, making it masculine in French speaking countries)

Misc.; queer, the word miscellaneous.

Msr.; queer, mixture of Ms. and Mr..

Mq.; queer, based on the M beginning of Ms./Mr..

Ind.; neutral, short for Individual.

Miscellaneous Titles

Ma’am/Sir

Comrade; neutral, not suitable for all situations due to leftist/communist connotations.

Friend; neutral, very informal.

Citizen; neutral.

Tiz; neutral, short for citizen.

Mirdam; queer, a mix of Sir and Madam, although it still sounds similar to Madam.

Mistdam; queer, a mix of Mister and Madam.

Sir’ram; queer, a mix of Sir and Ma’am.

Laddam; queer, a mix of Lad and Madam.

Mir; queer, a mix of Sir and Madam.

Sir; neutral, Sir is used neutrally in the military, although this doesn’t work as well outside of that.

King/Queen

Monarch; neutral.

Ruler; neutral.

Sovereign; neutral.

Your Majesty; neutral, a way of addressing royalty.

Quing; queer, mix of King and Queen.

Caln; queer, created word based on the K/Q sound of King and Queen.

Prince/Princess

Prin; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.

Prinxe; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.

Princet; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.

Princette; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.

Princev; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.

Princen; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.

Princus; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending.

Your Highness; neutral, a way of addressing royalty.

Heir; neutral, refers to future monarchy.

Princex; queer, based on the Prince/ss ending, POC-coined and POC exclusive.

Lord/Lady

Lairde; queer, based on the sound of La in Lady and rd in Lord.

Layde; queer, based on the sound of La in Lady and rd in Lord.

Ruler; neutral.

Liege; neutral, term of address for a Lord/Lady.

Sovereign; neutral.

Suzerain; neutral, a feudal equivalent of Lord/Lady.

Potentate; neutral, a Latin word for someone in power.

Khal/Khaleesi (A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones)

Khalsine; queer.

Khalse; queer.

Khalof; neutral, created by David J Peterson who developed the Dothraki for the show.

God/Goddess

God; neutral.

Goddex; queer, based on the God/dess ending.

Goddette; queer, based on the God/ess ending.

Goddeq; queer, based on the God/ess ending.

Deity; neutral, another word meaning god.

Boy/Girl

Kid; neutral.

Enby; queer, from the sound of NB, non-binary.

Neut; neutral, short for neutal.

Newt; neutral, variation of neut.

Null; queer, refering to someone whose gender is ‘null’.

Gul; queer, a mixture of boy and girl.

Fanboy/Fangirl

Fanenby; queer, using enby as a replacement for boy/girl.

Fanby; queer, a mixture of fanboy/fangirl and enby.

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SIGNAL BOOST

Today's gender is ERROR CAN'T GET CORRECT GENDER SHUTTING DOWN

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 09:50:03 -0400

Just a reminder that being gender fluid is a constant state of questioning

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 20:49:06 -0400

Just a reminder that being gender fluid is a constant state of questioning

sirius-lupin-black: things that sirius black thinks throughout the day • i wonder what would happen...

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 18:08:46 -0400

sirius-lupin-black:

things that sirius black thinks throughout the day

• i wonder what would happen if i jumped out the window

• i want to go back in time and murder the person who had the oh-so-brilliant idea of creating history of magic

• i’m so fucking hungry i might die

• moony looks hot today. well, hotter than usual.

• man, marlene is a bitch

• who puts red links on a biscuit with chocolate sauce ? moony needs appetite assistance before i lose mine

• *looks in a mirror* looking good, black

• if only moony were gay

• wait, what

• ugh, this class is utter bullshit

• i wonder if madam pomfrey would say anything about my scars if i asked her to fade them

• wow, i learned literally nothing today

• oh look, i’ve gotten the grim for the fourth time this year! hopefully i die before this class is over

• if i karate-chopped the professor’s throat, what would happen ?

• thank god, it’s almost free period

• is it considered bromance if you want to shag them ?

• i’m actually about to die here

• well, there’s four hours of my life i’m never getting back

• fuck, i’ve gotten another bloody howler

• smile, don’t look upset. moony gets stressed when you’re upset. it’s okay.

• moony is eating a hotdog. i love life and i hate the universe all at the same time

• god, i fucking hate being a black

• oh good, the slytherins are laughing. hopefully they’ll choke on their cheerfulness before i shove it up their arseholes

• have i studied ? did peter really just ask me that when he’s been with me all day?? i’m going to push him in the lake one of these days, i swear

• james is still staring at lily. maybe i should tell him that it’s obvious. but there’s always a chance she’ll hex him… i should just leave it

• if i accio-ed foods from someone else’s plate, is it still considered stealing ?

• i’m still bloody hungry

• did longbottom seriously just make a pun on his name ? oh, serious. hahah-wait

• did mozart slowly begin piecing together his symphonies or did he just say ‘what the hell, imma wing it’

• another howler? they must’ve been bored

• i wonder if i can speak faster than the commercial-defects-list-guy

• i really need to take a shower but i really don’t want to get out of bed

• i wonder how long the longest penis in the world is

• WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

• i need an excuse to talk to moony. i should just throw a pillow at him

• i wonder what it’s like to have a normal family

• may as well go to sleep, seeing as there’s nothing better to do

• it’s so fucking hot in here

• goodnight sun, goodnight stars, goodnight moony

• man, that was a good one

fuckyeahasexual:me, upon being asked what sexual attraction is

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 18:04:11 -0400

fuckyeahasexual:

me, upon being asked what sexual attraction is

Today’s gender is:

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 17:59:53 -0400

genderoftoday:

Bitch

themostincorrecthouseofblack: Remus: Did you tell anyone we’re dating? Sirius: Yes, Moony, I have...

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 17:56:20 -0400

themostincorrecthouseofblack:

Remus: Did you tell anyone we’re dating?

Sirius: Yes, Moony, I have no self control and I told everyone we’re dating.

Remus: Okay, no need for sarcasm.

Sirius: No seriously, I have no control and I told the whole school we’re dating.

Hiya! Love the blog. virtual hug Sending all my virtual love to you because I know some people out on the internet need to prove that there's good in the world and I LIKE PROVING OTHER PEOPLE RIGHT. But yeah. Hope your day's been okay, because I had a confrontation from a creep today that had me inserting myself into a conversation between two people I had never spoken to before, only seen around.

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 19:29:17 -0400

first of all: thank u so so much!! i’ve had a pretty shitty day so this makes me feel a lot better

second of all: i’m sorry that something like that happened to you and you reacted in a very good way. if anyone ever follows you/bother you/talks shit to you and you feel threatened by someone, seek help! just join some group of strangers that looks friendly or even one person and quietly explain what is happening, i’m sure they will help you! i’ve had a situation like that too when a drunk guy was following me so i just walked up to some girl on the bus station and asked if she could help me and she immediately started to act like my best friend. even if you’re shy it’s better to do this than being stalked!!

Remus: We all hold a monster inside... The only difference is what form it takes when freed.

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 19:23:47 -0400

Remus: We all hold a monster inside... The only difference is what form it takes when freed.

Walburga: I don't really mind Sirius being homosexual, I just don't like him dating men.

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 19:19:36 -0400

Walburga: I don't really mind Sirius being homosexual, I just don't like him dating men.
Regulus: You really haven't grasped the concept of this whole "gay thing" yet, have you, mother?
Walburga: Well, there must be homosexuals who date women...
Regulus: Yeah. They're called lesbians.

Luna: I do not believe in weeds. A weed is simply a flower that someone decides is in the wrong place.

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 19:16:21 -0400

Luna: I do not believe in weeds. A weed is simply a flower that someone decides is in the wrong place.